Q: Why was Santa's little helper so depressed?
A: He had low elf esteem.
Q: What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
A: Snowballs
Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell carrots?
Q: What’s an ig?
A: An eskimo’s home without a loo!
Q. What is green, white, and red all over?
A. A sunburnt elf!
Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
A. Jungle bells, jungle bells!
Q. Which of Santas reindeer has bad manners?
A. Rude-olph!
Q: What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A: A pineapple.
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